Your Hubby Gave Me Your Number

At a cocktail, a stranger is showing too much interest in a married woman who is attending with her bottle-loving husband.

"I'm not sure about giving you my number," she said.

"Too late; your husband gave it to me," he replied.

"What! How did you get him to ... "

"Oh easy. You're an interior decor woman no? I told him I wanted you in my heart, sorry, house".