Already in Bed

Eesh, woman, don't you get it?
If I ask to see you at night,
And you say you're already in bed,
Don't you know the bed is the whole idea?

Nice Shoes

You get up and walk away from the table. You watch me undetected, the way only women can. You expect me to play my eyes on you, but I don't. I turn to the weather on TV instead. I praise your shoes when you come back. With raised eyebrows, you're so impressed. I feel like I've earned a bonus point on your score sheet. Sweet!

Married and Harried

- Why are we so harried,
and hurried?

- Because you're married.
Your hubby finds out,
And we'll be buried!

the stretch

i saw you smile
took your digits
we talked for a while
you made up your mind: hard to get
i made up mine: easy to forget

Brushing Against Me

- You just brushed against me.

- It was an accident.

- But you just did it again.

- Sorry, I was born clumsy.

The Opening Move

Usher: Oh, is that your car?!

Me: Always a pretty girl at a funeral.

Usher: Really? You think I’m pretty?

Me: Where’s the Deceased? I’d like to pay my last respects.

Usher: But, first, you need to park your car properly.

Me: You know, what I said pretty girls? I meant my car. Her name’s Marion.

Downsized Group Hug

You look down shyly
Speak with another's voice
And stray into my office
You really want that hug, huh?